Анекдот N 3
One wet day a woman with a dog got on a bus. It was a very big dog and it's feet were very dirty. The wooman said:
"Oh, conductor, if I pay for my dog can he have a seat like the other passengers?" The conductor looked at the dog and then he said: "Certainly, madam, he can have a seat like all the other passengers, but like the other passengers he mustn't put his feet on it."