Анекдот N 5
There was a fellow who had never been to bed with a woman, so two of his friends decided to play a trick on him. They bought an inflatable love doll and put it into his bed. Then called him at work and told him the girl of his dreams was home in bed and ready for anything.
The next day his friends asked him how things had gone. "Very strange," he replied. "I slipped out of my clothes and got in beside her. She was cold, so I tried to warm her up. Then I bit her on the neck."